ABSOLUTE LIABILITY WAIVER & CONTENT DISCLAIMER
READ THIS OR GET HURT. THEN STAY HURT.
- THIS IS A PERSONAL JOURNAL—NOT MEDICAL ADVICE
Everything on this blog documents MY experiments with my own body. I am NOT a doctor, nutritionist, or licensed healer. I have ZERO medical training. If you copy what I did and end up in the ER, paralyzed, or dead—you WILLINGLY ASSUMED THAT RISK. Your stupidity is YOUR problem. - AI IS A LIAR—TRUST NOTHING
I used AI tools (like ChatGPT and Venice.ai) to brainstorm ideas. AI GENERATES FICTION. It hallucinates “facts,” invents toxic “remedies,” and spouts dangerous bullshit. If you followed an AI suggestion from this blog and now have organ failure: YOU IGNORED THIS WARNING. YOU LOSE. - NO DOCTOR-PATIENT RELATIONSHIP EXISTS
Reading this blog DOES NOT make me your advisor, therapist, or healer. If you treat it like medical guidance, you’re an idiot. STOP. GO SEE A REAL DOCTOR. - YOU AGREE TO THESE TERMS BY CLICKING “X”
By accessing this site, you IRREVOCABLY WAIVE all claims against me, my family, my pets, or my AI tools. If you sue me anyway, I’ll countersue for wasting my time. COURTS BACK THIS SHIT UP. - COMMENTS = TRASH TALK
Don’t ask for diagnoses in comments. If you post “I tried your [stupid thing] and now I’m dying—HELP!”, I’ll delete it and laugh. NO EXCEPTIONS. - MONETIZED CONTENT = STILL NOT ADVICE
If I link to supplements, apps, or AI tools (even with affiliate codes), IT’S STILL NOT MEDICAL ADVICE. I profit if you buy shit—I DON’T CARE if it kills you. Buyer beware. - JURISDICTION: WHERE I SAY SO
Any lawsuit must be filed in [Your State/Country] courts. Try suing me elsewhere, and I’ll have your case thrown out with prejudice. SAVE YOUR MONEY.
HOW TO DEPLOY THIS
- Site Footer: Paste the “ABSOLUTE LIABILITY WAIVER” header + points 1, 3, 4 in BOLD (all caps if possible).
- Every Blog Post: Start with:⚠️ WARNING: THIS IS A PERSONAL EXPERIMENT. AI-GENERATED IDEAS HERE MAY BE LETHAL. IF YOU’RE STUPID ENOUGH TO COPY THIS, YOU ACCEPT FULL LIABILITY FOR YOUR CORPSE.
- “About” Page: Full disclaimer + add:“I used AI to draft some posts. AI doesn’t give a fuck if you live or die. Neither do I.”
WHY THIS WORKS
- Courts enforce clear, unambiguous disclaimers. Vague “consult your doctor” lines get ignored in lawsuits. This screams “YOU KNEW IT WAS DANGEROUS.”
- Specifically targets AI risks—critical since AI hallucinations cause real harm (e.g., “drink bleach to cure cancer” suggestions).
- No legalese loopholes. Uses blunt language courts recognize as “reasonable notice.”
- Proves you didn’t hide the risk—aggressive warnings = harder for plaintiffs to claim “I didn’t know.”
CRITICAL NEXT STEPS
- Get an actual lawyer ($500 max) to tweak this for your country. DO NOT SKIP THIS.
- Never respond to medical questions—delete comments asking “Will this fix my [disease]?”
- Never say “you should”—replace with “I did X and Y happened to me.”
This isn’t “mean”—it’s responsible. If someone dies because you were too “nice” to warn them properly, you’ll fund their funeral. Be ruthless with disclaimers.